Feb. 28, 2024

1. Last beverage:
Milk (in my cereal).

2. Last phone call:
Skewl to call in sick.

3. Last song you listened to:
Fade Into You by Mazzy Star.

4. Last time you cried:
Had a breakdown last week. Wasn't pretty...

5. Have you dated someone twice:
Not really. I have broken up with someone before, but then got back with them that same day. But that doesn't really count.

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
Not as far as I know.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
I've never kissed anyone in the first place. :P

8. Have you lost someone special:
Yeah.

9. What are your three favorite colors:
Red. Dark red. Darker red.

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
I guess you could say my boyfriend changed me in the way that he somewhat makes me happy to be alive sometimes.

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
No.

12. How many kids do you want:
Minus four. We can undo a couple. Don't worry about it. :]

13. Do you want any pets:
My fish Devon is fucking awesome!

14. Do you want to change your name:
Well, I do prefer my nickname Derick over my actual name.

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
Nothing, I think.

16. What time did you wake up today:
Around 6 am.

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
Death.

18. Last time you saw your mother:
One second ago.

19. Most visited webpage:
YouTube, WhatsApp Web, DreamWidth Studios or maybe the Microsoft Office 365 page of my school.

20. Nicknames:
Derick. Cal.

21. Relationship status:
Ad's my partner (in crime).

22. Zodiac sign:
Taurus.

23. Male or female:
I'm a guy.

24. Height:
5'5. I know. Shut up.

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
Oh, just MY BOYFRIEND...

26. Piercings:
None.

27. Tattoos:
None.

28. Strong or Weak:
Depends on what I'm carrying. ;]

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
Never had surgery.

30. First best friend:
Pascal.

31. First sport you joined: I think I gave dancing a go? Yeah, I did not care at all for that. Then I did karate for most of my childhood.

32. First vacation:
My parents apparently took me to Austria in the winter when I was two, or something. Think that might've been my first vacation.

33. First school:
Wouldn't you like to know, stalker?

34. First pair of trainers:
How the fuck am I supposed to remember?! Lol.

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes:
Eyes.

36. Hugs or kisses:
Hugs.

37. Shorter or taller:
Me? Taller. You? Shorter.

38. Older or younger:
Don't really care.

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
Don't know. Romantic, I guess?

40. Sensitive or loud:
Sensitive AND loud.

41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship.

42. Shy or outgoing:
Shy.

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:
No.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
For what? Walking? :P

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
Nope.

46. Sex on first date:
Do I look like someone who fucks?

47. Broken someone's heart:
Yep!

48. Been arrested:
Not yet.

49. Have you turned someone down:
Yes.

50. Fallen for a friend:
All the damn time... It's just easier to fall for a friend than a stranger.

51. Moved out of town:
Yeah, when my parents divorced. Have lived in the same city since then, though.

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:
I don't know.

53. Love at first sight:
I believe you can feel attraction to someone's looks and the vibe they give off, but I wouldn't say that's full-on LOVE. That's just a crush that can turn into love.

54. Heaven:
Yes, but I don't want to go anywhere when I die. I just want to stop existing!

55. Santa Claus:
I think it's more important that Santa Claus believes in himself.

56. Kiss on the first date:
That's kind of intense, but if you want to, go for it. I'm not doing that, though.

57. Angels:
No.

58. Yourself:
Not completely.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
No.

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
Yeah.

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
No.

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
I guess I could kick it in the 90s.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Rather of what love does to your feelings.

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
I guess. He hurt me, but I also don't really give a shit anymore. It's been years at this point.

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
No.

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
My boyfriend.

67. Have you ever been depressed?
According to my doctor, yep...

68. Are you insecure?
A little.

69. How do you want to die?
I think explosion by bomb would be really cool. You don't need to turn me into ashes by cremation, I'll just turn myself into small pieces, LOL.

70. Do you bite your nails?
No.

71. When was your last physical fight?
Last year. These assholes kept harassing my social circle and me.

72. Do you have an attitude?
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ATTITUDE, FUCKWAD?!

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl.

74. Do you tan a lot?
No. Pale and proud! Lol.

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Yeah, duh.

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
Nope.

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
No.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Hm... Maybe if I could take my boyfriend with me. We could live in the 90s and just play DOOM and listen to KMFDM... Well, I guess that wouldn't be much different from what I do nowadays...

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
Maybe I'll try to edit a skit I've recorded or record another one. Might start uploading skits to YouTube...

80. Do you type fast?
Not super fast, but not grandma speed.

81. Can you spell well?
I like to think I can.

82: What are you craving right now?
Death. Also that clean feeling after taking a shower. And my boyfriend.

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes, multiple times.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes. I think marriage is pretty dumb.

85. What’s irritating you right now?
More things than I could name, but most of them boil down to humanity.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Emotionally, yes.

87. Does somebody love you?
My boyfriend says he does, so I guess so.

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
I think so, when I was younger.

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Milk.

90. Do you have trust issues?
Yes.

91. Longest relationship?
I think I was together with someone for over half a year at some point, maybe?

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Maybe? He suddenly reached out to me more than a year after we stopped talking. He's a fucking freak and deserves to, in the words of Insane Clown Posse, "eat shit and die, or fuck off at least".

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Yes. Haven't you had pyjama day in kindergarten?

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Not sure. I like to think there's a universal balance, but I don't know if I necessarily believe that everything is predestined or supposed to happen in one specific way.

95. Did you have dream last night?
Yup. Wouldn't you like to hear about it, lol.

96. Have you ever been out of state?
Not American, LOL.

97. Do you play the Wii?
Sometimes. Not as much as I probably should, though... Mostly to play Mario Kart Wii online every now and then.

98. Do you like Chinese food?
I guess I kind of like some of it, but it's not my favorite.

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
No. In fact, I often prefer the dark, as I have light sensitivity.

100. Is cheating ever okay?
Maybe if your partner is abusive and you've found someone else but can't safely leave your current situation. Something like that.

101. What year has been your best?
Probably 2004, because I was one year old then, so I didn't know much about the bad shit in the world yet.

102. Do you believe in true love?
Define "true love".

103. Favorite weather?
Snow.

104. Do you like the snow?
Guess.

105. Do you like the outside?
Depends. Sometimes I don't want to be out in public, which means it's quite difficult to be outside when you live in the city. Also often don't want to go out when it's raining, because wet clothes suck. But sometimes going outside is pretty fucking neat.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Not really...

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
No. Jesus, go breathe.

108. What makes you happy?
My boyfriend makes me feel the closest thing to happiness that I can feel. ...Also DOOM. And hanging out with my friends. Don't have a lot of ACTUAL friends, so it's great to hang out with those whose existence I enjoy.

109. Ever been to Alaska?
Nope.

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
No, but I definitely want to go sometime! Hopefully I'll know more Hawaiian at that point...

111. Do you watch the news?
Almost every evening, yes.

112. Do you love MTV?
I can't remember the last time I watched MTV.

113. Do you like subway?
Yes! Which is why it sucks so much that their sandwiches are so damn expensive!

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes, given that I've never kissed anyone...

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Be worried that it's going to fuck up our friendship...

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
Wanted something new to post on my website and I like doing surveys. :P

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
I do this a lot with people from school.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Pretty much, yeah!

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My mother.

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Ad.

121. Ever bought condoms?
Oh yeah, for all the sex I've been having... :P

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
As a male virgin? Can't say I have.

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Yup...

124 Have you ever missed the bus?
Yeah...

125. Have you left the house without money?
Yeah, I don't always take money with me.

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Nope.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
No.

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
Nope. Vodka's tempting, though...

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
No, but I still want to sometime.

130. Have you ever been overweight?
No, but I've been struggling with being underweight since I was a tween.

131. Ever been to a wedding?
No.

132. Ever been in a wedding?
No.

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Yep.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
Yep...

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
No.

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
I mean, technically, after PE when I was an elementary school kid, since we'd all shower in the same room. Yuck... Never again!

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
No, because I've never taken one.

138. Ever been outside your home country?
Yeah, loads of times.

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Yeah.

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
Does racing count as a sport?

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
Probably, but I can't remember.

143. Ever get engaged?
No.

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Yes. My dietitian wants me to be.

145. Have you ever been on TV?
Not that I know.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
No.

147. Ever been to prom?
This is my last year of high school, so I'll probably go this year. And it's going to suck ASS. School parties are so fucking lame.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
No.

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Technically yes, but nothing too cool or fancy.

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
I've never had work...

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yeah, but nothing serious.

152. Ever had braces?
Yes, for two years, or something.

153. Did you ever learn another language?
Ja.

154. Do you wear make-up?
Nope.

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
No.

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
No.

157. Ever dyed your hair?
Yeah, I've bleached it and dyed it brown before.

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Yeah.

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
No.

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
No. I'm pretty careful with it, actually.

162. Ever meet someone famous?
Yep.

163. Ever been on an airplane?
Not yet... Would love to go on one sometime, though. Looks so cool, being up in the air like that...

164. Ever been on a boat?
Yes.

165. Ever broken something expensive?
I think I once broke an expensive lamp with a ball when I was a kid.

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
No.

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
Probably. Don't remember.